Consider this an intro course to sugaring! Continue reading “Sugar Baby 101”
Everyone who knows I’ve dabbled in sugaring always has tons of questions for me about what it’s like, if it’s safe, and how to find a Sugar Daddy. All of these are valid questions that are very difficult to find answers for on the internet. While www.letstalksugar.com is a good resource, the information is often very vague, and people tend to keep this kind of thing hush-hush in order to stay as anonymous as possible. Continue reading “Rules for Finding a Great Sugar Daddy”
Everyone wants to know what having a Sugar Daddy is like and how much money they give out. The truth is, there is no real answer for that because there are so many variables involved. While every Sugar Daddy dynamic is different, there are certain categories that they generally fall under. Continue reading “Types of Sugar Daddies”
Here is a compilation of awful tinder profiles I have personally encountered over the last few months. These examples range from weird to sexist to completely insane. I hope my dating misery brings you joy!
When you start doing these things, you know you’ve been single for a long-ass time. Continue reading “16 Signs You’ve Been Single Forever”
Have you ever been singing along to a song and then suddenly realized that the lyrics are actually super cringey? Like, why would anyone ever string those words together and then release it to the public?
I have compiled this list of ultra cringeworthy delights for your listening pleasure—or to prank someone, your choice.
Recent breakup? Dude won’t take no for an answer? Coworker mansplaining to you? These songs have got you back!
I present to you a playlist for all those time you have to deal with a shitty dude:
All Men Are Pigs—Studio Killers
“I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink / C’mon, I’m not so typical at all /ALL MEN ARE PIGS”
Not Tonight—Lil’ Kim
“It was somethin’ about this dude I couldn’t stand / Somethin’ that coulda made his ass a real man / Somethin’ I wanted, but I never was pushy / The motherfucker never ate my pussy!”
Fuck Boyz, Get Money—FEMM
“I’m in love with a price tag / gimme yo number, imma give that shit right back / Fuck boys, get money!”
“You say you’re sorry / But it’s too late now / So save it, get gone, shut up / ‘cause if you think I care about you now / Well, boy, I don’t give a fuck!”
I Hate Boys—Christina Aguilera
“I hate boys, but boys love me / I think they suck and my friends agree!”
Targets of Men—G.L.O.S.S.
“This makeup is for my eyes / These fishnets are for my thighs / This walk is how I got through life / You want the pepper spray first or the pocket knife?”
Beg For it—Iggy Azalea
“If you don’t do this right, you’re going home alone / I guess you’ll have to beg!”
“All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic / And alone in life and mean, and mean, and mean”
Goodbye, Earl—Dixie Chicks
“She held Wanda’s hand, as they worked out a plan / And it didn’t take ‘em long to decide / that Earl had to die / Goodbye, Earl!”
The Only Good Thing—Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
“What the Hell did I see it you?/ The only good thing you ever said was goodbye”
Guys My Age—Hey Violet
“I haven’t seen my ex since we broke up / Probably ‘cause he didn’t wanna grow up / Now I’m out and wearing something low-cut / ‘bout to get attention from a grownup”
You Suck—Abigail Breslin
“I hate your dumb tattoo / I wish you’d fly to the moon / Where there are no girls to use or screw over”
Do It Like a Dude—Jessie J
“Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty sucker / You think I can’t get hood like you, you motherfucker / I can do it like a brother / do it like a dude / Grab my crotch / wear my hat low like you”
Black Widow—Iggy Azalea
“You used to be thirsty for me / But now you wanna be set free / This is the web, web that you weave / So baby, now rest in peace”
You Call Me a Bitch Like It’s a bad Thing—Halestorm
“You call me a bitch like it’s a bad thing / You call me a freak like that means something / Can’t get your way, so you’re sulking”
“No, I don’t want your number / No, I don’t wanna give you mine / No, I don’t want to meet you nowhere / No, don’t want none of your time”
“First you gonna say you ain’t runnin’ game / Thinkin’ I’m believing every word / Call me beautiful, so original / Telling me I’m not like other girls / I was in my zone before you came along / Now I’m thinking maybe you should go”
This is the story of the weirdest night of my entire life.
I lead a pretty outrageous life, so believe the warning: shit gets weird in this post. Continue reading “Don’t Pass Out In a Sex Club”
I’m just reflecting on my own experiences here, so obviously not all of this applies to everyone, but here are my general opinions on the positive and negatives of one-night-stands.
Over the years I have noticed that there are a few types of questions that I get that I either don’t want to answer or don’t have an answer for. I have devised several responses to combat these inquiries, buy more time, or just shut down the conversation. Continue reading “Epic Responses to the 3 Most Annoying Questions”